A Waste Management (WM 231,60 +1,82 +0,79%) employee discovered many bodies inside of dumpsters scattered throughout his pickup route on the Redmond Microsoft campus.
After reporting it to authorities, Redmond police are now investigating. “Foul play has not been ruled out yet” says police chief Darrell Lowe.
When asked to comment, former head of Security Bret Arsenault said “we are still gathering the details, so can’t comment at this time.” When asked if they were trying to conceal the true layoff numbers by killing off additional employees in secret, Arsenault said “Categorically not. We are performing an internal investigation at this time, and all I can say is that these bodies most likely are just v-dash contractors. There is no ‘there’ there.“
We will keep this posted updated live as new details come in.