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Chief Commercial Officer Judson Althoff Announces He Will Take All Future Vacations With Ted Cruz and Family

Published on July 6, 2025July 27, 2025

Relaxing at an all inclusive resort in Cancun, Chief Commercial Officer Judson Althoff is enjoying his recently announced 8 week sabbatical with a surprising new friend, US Senator Ted Cruz….

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In Sad News, Clippy Announces He Was Impacted by Recent Layoffs

Published on July 4, 2025July 31, 2025

WOW, the hits just keep on coming from Microsoft’s most recent layoffs. It seems no one at any level was spared from termination consideration, including the beloved long-tenured Clippy. First….

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At Build 2025, CEO Demos Exciting New Real Time RIF capability (RTRiF) using Copilot Studio

Published on May 19, 2025July 28, 2025

During the keynote of this year’s Build 2025 conference, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella demonstrated a new agent, called RTRiF, that enables organizations to perform Real Time Reductions in Force. While….