Month: July 2025
Microsoft Gives up On Retraining Boomer Employees on AI – Invests $4 Billion in Next Generation
After recently laying off 9000 employees in a strategic AI focused shift, Microsoft has said it has given up on its older workforce, and is now looking to prime the….
Waste Management Employee Discovers Bodies of More Undisclosed Laid Off Workers in Redmond Campus Dumpsters
A Waste Management () employee discovered many bodies inside of dumpsters scattered throughout his pickup route on the Redmond Microsoft campus. After reporting it to authorities, Redmond police are now….
Chief Commercial Officer Judson Althoff Announces He Will Take All Future Vacations With Ted Cruz and Family
Relaxing at an all inclusive resort in Cancun, Chief Commercial Officer Judson Althoff is enjoying his recently announced 8 week sabbatical with a surprising new friend, US Senator Ted Cruz….
In Sad News, Clippy Announces He Was Impacted by Recent Layoffs
WOW, the hits just keep on coming from Microsoft’s most recent layoffs. It seems no one at any level was spared from termination consideration, including the beloved long-tenured Clippy. First….
Executive VP of Cloud Scott Guthrie Says Recent Layoffs Prove Azure Cloud Can Support Firings at Massive Scale
In response to the recent layoffs of 9000 employees, Executive VP of Cloud + AI Scott Guthrie said “our Azure compute back end didn’t even flinch, and CPU usage never….